Friday, December 27, 2013

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Black Woman Twerks on Elmo!

Black woman twerks on Elmo. 
There isn't any hope for them. Not even the intangible Jesus Christ can redeem the modern black woman. When a black woman twerks on a children's character such as Sesame Street's Elmo, two things are certain -- black women (not all) are degenerates and there is no hope for them! None! It gets worse from here on out!

You would think African-Americans  -- as a whole -- would get themselves together since we have Barack and Michelle Obama! You would think African-American women -- as a whole -- would value themselves and adulate Michelle and Oprah Winfrey as examples to follow. No, not modern black women; modern black women would rather praise the degenerate Caramel Kitten

"Twerkin on Elmo! Twerkin on Elmo!"

Did you notice the two people in the background standing aghast at the sight of this nigger-nonsense? The woman can't believe her eyes. How do you even begin to formulate the idea to twerk on Elmo? That's the equivalent of a man masturbating to Dora (the Explorer).

I am disgusted by this picture. It is a poor representation of black women. I know and understand that this doesn't represent all black women, but when the majority are classless, it becomes a problem. 

She has a nice ass, though.

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Santa Clause Is A Pedophile . . .

Santa Claus terrifies children!
It dawned on me while on Facebook that Santa Clause is a pedophile. Let's state the facts -- he's an old ass man and he's always around children. That's the entire Santa theme . . . children. Little children sitting on Santa's lap; telling him what they want for Christmas; spying on whether children are sleep or wake.

Question -- If I sat little children on my lap, it would be frowned upon, right? If I knew what time children were asleep or awake, I would be a pedophile, right? Michael Jackson sat children on his lap and we all know his legacy behind that, don't we? How is Mr. Claus any different?

Let's not be biased here. If any grown man had random children sitting on his lap, you'd think twice about that situation. Then there's the lyrics that are attributed to him,


"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you are wake."
Why would a grown man know what time a child is in bed sleeping? Is he that child's parent? These are signs of a child molester and pedophile! If it was any other man, you would be concerned. If it was me, you would have called the police by now. 

Consider what I am saying -- children sit on his lap, "he knows when they're asleep and awake", and then he says things like, "Ho, ho, ho!" Santa Claus is questionable character. You, too, will reach the conclusion that he fits the profile of a predator and a pedophile.


Monday, December 23, 2013

Why I Won't Date Fat Girls . . .

Fat people are physically lazy and mentally weak.
When I saw that picture, I became infuriated! Why? "But diet and exercise are lot of work." -- really? Watching what you eat and exercising is too much work? I find that to be an excuse to be lazy and not take care of yourself. I find that to be an excuse to be weak-minded. I find that to be an excuse to propagate erroneous self-love -- if overweight people truly loved themselves, they would take action to lead a healthier lifestyle, which includes dieting and exercising.

I diet and exercise -- I don't find it difficult at all. I am motivated and determined to be fit, in shape, and look a certain way. Even if it was "a lot of work", why would it matter? Life has challenges and only the weak derail from challenges. Only the weak look for shortcuts and easy way outs.

"She's accepts herself for who she is." Really? That's what you think? That's what you want to convince me to think -- that she's employing self-acceptance? Her weight doesn't look too bad. She is overweight, but what about the people that are morbidly obese? Yes, there is no way that they can look in the mirror and accept that crap!

Overall, I won't date fat girls for a reason and that reason is their mentality -- to them, "dieting and exercise is a lot of work." I find that to be a sign of laziness and weak-mindedness. It's not the weight that's an issue; the weight can always disappear with proper diet and daily exercise. It's the state of mind that's an issue -- the mentality that losing weight is hard or too challenging. The mentality of settling for less. 

I don't believe in settling less. I don't believe in being lazy. I actually value hard work. I can't and won't do it; I won't date fat girls because they are physically lazy and mentally weak.




Sunday, December 22, 2013

Looks DO Matter!!

"Looks Do Matter" when you're a Black Male.
We use our eyes to see. We notice a person with our eyes more than anything. Appearance. That's what captures our interest in a potential mate -- the way that person looks. When we go on a job interview, we make sure that we look our best; it plays a part in getting the job.

It's obvious that looks do matter. If looks don't matter, then why do women wear make up? Why do women wear apparel that accentuate their assets? If looks don't matter, why are there mirrors? 

Whether we want to be noticed or not, looks play an important factor in our daily lives. Before anything, we are noticed for the way we look. Looks are important when seeking employment. If you don't look a certain way, chances are, you won't get the job. Looks are important while at the work place. Most places of employment -- unless you work in a tattoo parlor or something of the likes -- have rules regarding appearance and hygiene. 

Looks are impressionable. Your first impression is your last impression. This is why we invest much of our time keeping up with our appearance; we don't know who we are going to bump into and it would unfortunate if we looked shabby and it wasn't laundry day.

So for anyone to think that looks don't matter, those individuals need to reconsider their perspective on the matter. Before you notice a person's personality, you notice how the person looks. Before you notice a person's qualities, you notice how the person looks. 

I'm not going to say that looks don't matter. I'm not going to say that everything should be based on looks, either -- it does help when a person is easy on the eyes. In any event, looks play an important factor; therefore, looks do matter. 

If looks didn't matter, why do we have a preference when it comes to dating? I'll tell you one thing -- when I'm in a shirt and tie, I am noticed more than when I am not.


"I'll Marry You If . . ."

I'll Marry You, by andRe Christos Helios

Black women love to complain that there aren't any available black men. Their rhetoric is that black men are either incarcerated or covert homosexuals. As for the ones that are neither, they are already married.

Well, I'm available and I'll take your offer on marriage if you're not a single mother. I'm available and I'll take your offer on marriage if you have a job. I'm available and I'll take your offer on marriage if you're not overweight. I'll marry you if you have self-confidence. I'll marry you if you have high-self esteem. I'll marry you if you are self-motivated. I'll marry you if you are financially responsible. I'll marry if you're strong-minded. I'll marry you if you believe in progress. I'll marry you if you're emotionally stable. 

I'll marry you. I will marry you. Deal? Fair enough? Don't have any children. Don't be overweight. Don't be emotionally unstable. Don't have any issues. Don't be unemployed. Don't be irrational. Don't be childish. Don't be irresponsible. Ultimately, don't be a bitch. I promise, I will marry you.

Oh -- don't wear a weave, either. Thanks.

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Stevie Wonder -- Overjoyed . . .


I've come much too far for me now to find
The Love that I've sought can never be mine . . .

Overjoyed, over loved, over you . . .

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Megyn Kelly Rants: Jesus and Santa were White

White Supremacist Megyn Kelly.
What matters is the truth. That's what matters -- the truth. 

What is the truth? There's no obese white man commuting through the night sky with gravity-defying reindeer, delivering gifts to children, especially children that don't have chimneys.


Apparently, Megyn Kelly is a defender of Christmas and feels that children should come up believing in a Eurocentric Santa. I wouldn't have a problem with that if Santa Claus was a "verifiable fact" -- to quote Kelly.

She also managed to assert that Jesus was a white man, too.

Again -- the only thing that matters to me is the truth. The Renaissance image of Jesus is not Jesus. The Renaissance Jesus doesn't fit with logic -- a blonde family fled into Egypt to elude Roman persecution?

In any event, I personally sent this misinformed woman a message via Facebook and I'd like to share it with you:


"So you're 100% percent that Jesus and Santa Clause were white? Well, I hate to resurrect you back to reality, but there's no obese white man with flying reindeer that travels the sky at night and delivers gifts to children, especially children that don't have chimneys -- I guess you forgot that part. 
Your idea of Jesus is a Renaissance painting, not a Biblical one. Where are those investigative, journalist skills that one is supposed to have when it comes to reporting the news accurately? Yes, that's right!! You're apart of Fox News -- a network that is known for reporting erroneous and inaccurate stories. 
How does that make you feel, Kelly -- you're a grown woman that's employed by a network that doesn't report accurate news and happens to believe in fallacious ideals about Santa Claus and Jesus?  
Then again, you're a blonde. I expect that from the likes of you."



Tuesday, December 10, 2013

"I'm Married to Jesus!"


I remember in my early 20's when I was in hot pursuit of a relationship. Women would tell me, "I'm married to Jesus." 

If these Christian women correctly read and understood Biblical literature, they would know that the bride of Christ is not an individual female, but men and women. In the Old Testament, the Hebrew deity vehemently reminds Israel that they -- men and women -- are his wife. Such is the case when it comes to the bride of Christ -- it's not an individual woman, but a heterogeneous community of men and women.


That's neither here nor there. The real reason for writing this is not to expose the folly of Christian women, but to examine their "marriage" to Jesus from a psychological and emotional standpoint.


Being "married to Jesus" is psychological and emotional comfort to foil insecurities and to fill a void. These happen to be women who are single or can't have prosperous relationships. They have troubles keeping a man that will "accept them for them". They don't feel loved. As a result, they turn to Jesus -- the one man that will "tolerate" and "love" them. 


Observe these women. Really listen to the things that they say and how they act. You will reach the conclusion that they are insecure and emotionally disturbed. They have all sorts of character defects. These flaws sabotage their relationships with tangible men.




We all know how proud women can be. Rather than look in the mirror and fix what's wrong, these women would rather "marry Jesus" -- an intangible man that'll "love" them no matter how great the sin.

It's just one thing -- the Bible doesn't say that Jesus is married to an individual woman, but to a heterogeneous community of men and women; they are the Bride of Christ.

The other thing is this -- what if these very women found out that the one man that will "love" them -- no matter their shortcomings -- is no different than Captain America?

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Caramel Kitten: Black Women and Twerking.

Caramel Kitten has several videos of herself twerking on YouTube.

Black women have made a name for themselves when it comes to twerking. You'll see them posting videos on YouTube twerking religiously! Before the advent of YouTube, you'd see black women twerking in music videos. If you're a party-goer, more than likely, you'll see black women grinding and twerking, too.

Is this what it's come to for black women -- twerking? Squatting and bouncing that ass back and forth? Throwing that ass back and making it clap? Is this the legacy of the modern black woman?

This happens to be the case for Caramel Kitten, who has videos on Youtube of herself twerking -- faithfully, I might add. From the looks of it, her channel is devoted to twerking. You can view videos of her twerking at Walmart, Target, a library, and random places in public such as a bus stop.



Ever wonder why black men don't respect black women? The answer is Caramel Kitten


Friday, December 6, 2013

Airhead Paris Hilton "Tweets", Mistakes Nelson Mandela For MLK Jr.

Paris Hilton's tweet continues to display her Bimbo personality.



Really? Really, Paris Hilton? Please tell me this was by accident and not another asinine blunder just to make headlines? 

Really?

Okay, so she has enough civility to pay her respects to Nelson Mandela -- yes, Mandela is no longer with us anymore (if you happen to live under a rock). I'm not knocking her for that, but what does her "tribute" mean when she mistakes Mandela for Martin Luther King Jr?

Yes, I did the same thing -- smh. 

Martin Luther King Jr. (left) and Nelson Mandela (right).

World History 101-- MLK Jr. was an African-American, civil rights activist that was assassinated in the mid-60's. When you think of MLK Jr., you also think of Malcolm X and John F. Kennedy. Nelson Mandela is a completely different person. His notoriety and deeds goes across the Atlantic into Africa. He sought to end apartheid in South Africa -- two different people, two different continents.

How stupid can you be, Paris? Is this a blonde thing? Are we supposed to understand this error because you choose to be a blonde

I mean, come on! Really?! You don't know who orated the "I Have A Dream" speech?! Really?!


Hilton claims it was a fake tweet.


She claims the tweet was a fake, but I don't believe her. I believe that she did tweet it and is too proud to own up to her mistake. I could be wrong, but this is material to write about.

In any event, Ms. Hilton -- to keep you from uttering any absurdities and making a fool out of yourself in the future, stuff an erected phallus in your mouth and keep it there! 

Thanks!


Sunday, December 1, 2013

Maria Kang -- "No Excuse Mom"

I've heard women justify not being in shape because they just had a child. I'm not a woman, but women do tend to blow up while pregnant because they have to eat for two -- that much I know and I can sympathize. Question -- "At what point and time do you shed the pounds after having a child?"

Maria Kang, mother three. Her eldest is three.

In any event, I'm writing this to address anyone that has made an excuse not to exercise -- if this mother of three can look this good, why can't you? What's stopping you from doing jumping jacks? What's stopping you from jogging? What's stopping you from doing crunches? What's stopping you from doing squats? What's stopping you from being in shape? What is your excuse?

Again, I am not a woman, but I am sure it can be a tad bit busy tending to three children with the eldest being three. You can try to come up with every possible reason for why she is able to exercise and you're not. At the end of the day, there's no excuse. We do what is important and if getting in shape was of any significance to you, you'd find the time for fitness.


This woman has motivated me to take my training to another level. It has also encouraged me to socialize with strong-minded, goal-oriented, determined, and physically active people and estrange myself from fitness-lazy people. More importantly, I will not consider being romantically involved with a woman if she isn't into fitness. 

Thank you, Maria Kang being strong-minded and determined. I wish there were more women with your qualities.

Are Black Women Fitness-Lazy?


She did something about it.
As a disclaimer, Black Women do workout. I have seen African-American women involved in fitness. Writing this isn't to give the impression that all black femmes are lazy when it comes to fitness; there are African-American who train and I've seen it.

In any event, for the most part, a great majority of African-American women are fitness-lazy. Many of them don't want to work out because they don't want to lose their curves -- they'd rather have a big ass and flabby skin than a tight body. Some don't workout because of an alleged "lack of time". Then some of them do want to lose weight, but don't want to do the physical aspect of losing weight. Instead, they would rather take a pill, or get a tummy-tuck -- that's cheating.

I don't know what it's like to be obese. In any event, I can never look in the mirror, look at myself, and feel happy with the way I look if I was obese. I look in the mirror now and feel that I need to intensify my workout regimen. In having saying that, it makes me wonder what kind of folly obese people tell themselves when they look in the mirror; there's nothing healthy or attractive in having flabby skin and excessive layers of fat.


There was a time where I was working two jobs and trained at the gym. When a person is motivated, they will find the time for fitness. In saying this, how are you working one job and don't have time for fitness? How can you be bored and not consider fitness -- especially when you are morbidly obese?

I'm into fitness and I'm tired of meeting Black women that are not motivated to exercise -- get off your lazy ass and do something! In 2009, my on-again, off-again girlfriend exercised with me for three weekends and that was the end of it. I dated one girl that couldn't do ten jumping jacks. She had belly fat that she wanted to lose. I bought her an ab-exercise device and I used it more than she did. My ex felt that I was an over-achiever and obsessed with fitness, but she was physically active when she wanted to be (i.e., bike, skates, trampoline).

People make time for what's important to them. If fitness is important to you, you'd be involved in fitness. End of story.



 

Monday, November 25, 2013

Zumba's Alexis Wright Dances Through 10-Month Sentence

It's the oldest profession known to humanity and will be fronted by anyone, anywhere, anytime.

Alexis Wright, Zumba Instructor, Operated a Prostitution Ring
Alexis Wright is -- or was -- a Zumba instructor. You know, Zumba -- a fitness regimen executed with dancing. Apparently, Wright wasn't burning enough calories while grooving in her classes. Instead, she amped up her cardio with a little prostitution.

Yes, I know. I thought the same thing -- "What?!"

According to news reports, Wright operated a prostitution ring in Kennebunk, Maine. We all know the sex stops when you're married, so of course her main clients were married men. With a client list with over 100 names, Wright was putting the moves on her clients while filming them, too!

Wright, live on cam, plays with a popsicle.
Yes, I know --"What?!" Apparently, her business partner, Mark Strong, had a fetish for watching Wright dance up and down her clients' pole. The acts were filmed and Strong watched them from his office computer in real time.

Call it "Computer Love".

Know what's even more disturbing? Strong admits to sleeping with Wright, although he is -- or was -- a married, father of two. Guess what? Wright is married, too!


She was sentenced to jail for 10-months for prostitution and other charges. Using some of her Zumba moves, Wright was able to dance through her sentence by only doing six months -- thanks to good behavior and participation in a work program. She was released from jail this past Saturday morning and was greeted by her lonesome husband.


It's a funny world we live in. Nice buns, though. Can't fault her clients -- or her loyal husband.

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Sunday, November 24, 2013

Friday, November 22, 2013

The Truth About Baby Mommas . . .

Know the difference between being a Mother and a Baby Momma!!
This is pretty much self-explanatory -- there is a difference between being a Mother and being a bitter, spiteful Baby Momma. Relationships don't always survive the storm. In the event that they don't, raise the child or children in a amicable manner. Don't employ control tactics to force anyone to remain in the relationship and don't use the child or children as pawns in your Revenge of the Bitch strategy.

Be a Mother, not a Baby Momma.

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

B!tches On Child Support Buying Weed and Weaves

I have nothing against child support if it's done for the right reasons. For instance, don't be a expletive and put your ex on child support when he provided for his child when you were together; you're being spiteful because he left your ass to be with the next chick -- that's not a reason to put him on child support.

A woman puts a man on child support when that man doesn't want to take responsibility for feeding, clothing, and financially supporting that child. That's it! Child support isn't supposed to be a revenge tactic. Stop it, b!tch!

B!tch buys weed and weave with child support

The other thing that I dislike about child support is that there is no way of the courts monitoring the use of these funds. For example, mothers aren't using child support funds for the child, but for their own interests. I personally was romantically involved with a woman that used child support funds to purchase nick bags. This is what femmes are doing; they're getting on child support and use that money for miscellaneous expletive like acrylic nails, weaves, eye lashes -- things that have nothing to do with the child.

B!tches on Child Support rather collect a check than work

Child Support has become a come-up for too many femmes. These b!tches are buying weed, weaves, getting nails done, paying their phone bill, and looking fresh-to-death while Peanut and Laquisha look like Ethiopians.

F_ck them b!tches!!







Bound2 Video by Kanye West; Kim Kardashian is SEXY!!

KimYe get real close in Bound2 video.

I generally don't care too much for what Kim Kardashian is doing. Don't care too tough for the entire KimYe thing that's going on, either. But I will say this -- Kanye West and his fiancee look amazing together in West's Bound2 video. I mean, they look great; the chemistry and the emotion is either genuine, or perfect acting.

Hands down, no questions asked -- Kim K. is sexy. As far as physical beauty is concerned, she is flawless. Bound2 captures her sexiness even when the camera isn't showing her bare breasts. There are several shots that captures her stare and she is gorgeous.

Kim K. is the epitome of beauty.

Stop the hate already. Kim Kardashian is that expletive! Ye knows it, too. He checked President Barack Obama in Philly recently over the radio. Apparently, the President had some things to say about Kanye, Kim, and the so-called American Dream. West had some choice words about it on 107.9. He even went as far as dissing the First Lady -- truth be told, Michelle Obama isn't on Kim's level. 

Get the full scoop at TMZ.com

Overall, Yeezy is a creative artist. This video embodies creativity while expressing appreciation for his woman. It's a simple concept -- motorcycle ride through the country with his lady. Then he puts his Ye touch to it and we get the plaid shirts, a sexy woman, nice boobs, and a couple expressing their love towards one another -- bound.

Either good acting, or they genuinely love each other.

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Thursday, November 14, 2013

A Girl Vs. A Woman


There's a difference between being a girl and being a woman. No, I'm not comparing a woman in her thirties with a five year-old girl. I'm talking about a woman that is in her thirties; yet, the things she does is expected from a five year-old girl -- meditate on that for second.

When I was living in Florida, I felt as if I was dating a little girl. I never felt as if I was dating a woman. When I began dating my ex, I was 26 and she was 36. For the most part, it felt as if I was with a little girl.

Why was I with someone ten years older than me?

Since I was 19, I was romantically interested in women that were older because I would rather be involved with a woman that is emotionally stable, independent, void of the "I'm a princess" mentality, has a sense of self-worth, and doesn't throw tantrums when she can't have her way.

Such was not the case with this person. She was insecure, dependent, threw tantrums, and exerted this it's-all-about-me attitude as if she was the Princess. She exhibited this childish behavior because she hadn't matured emotionally and mentally as an adult. Most femmes with daddy issues tend to never grow up. They behave like children and expect that paternal nourishment that was void in their life to be manifested by in their boyfriends.

Such was the case with my ex.

In any event, a woman is independent, ambitious, knows how to effectively communicate without using profane vernacular or condescending language; she doesn't let insecurities overwhelm her and knows her self-worth. She doesn't use beauty as a form of power. Instead, she uses intelligence, values, and motivation for success as empowerment.

Are you a woman, or a girl?

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Girls Don't Poop, the Poo-Pourri Commercial

I hate femmes that act like they don't expletive! It's annoying and impractical; we all expletive. There are women who walk around as if they don't break wind, don't have bowel movements, or if they do, it doesn't have that repulsive odor to it -- gimme a freakin' break already!

Girls DO POOP!! It doesn't take anything away from you being feminine or attractive; it's a NATURAL bodily function. If you expletive, you expletive. I'd be worried at the woman that doesn't expletive.

In any event, this is a HILARIOUS commercial regarding bowel movements from a female perspective. It details the typical mindset of women -- not wanting to use public restrooms, not wanting to be the culprit for funking up the bathroom, worried for having an enormous bowel movement at her boyfriend's.




Filmmaker Justin Thomas Sues NYPD

Brooklyn, New York -- known for robbery, assault, guns, and drug trafficking. The New York Police Department makes its presence known on subways and street corners with its unconstitutional stop-and-frisk procedures.
 
In April, the 72nd Precinct arrested Justin Thomas. Thomas isn't gang affiliated, wasn't peddling drugs, or illegally carrying a firearm. Why the arrest? According to the New York Daily News, Thomas, a graduate student at the School of Visual Arts, filmed parts of the 72nd Precinct stationhouse as a documentary for a project -- "Truth Through a Lens".

Sergeant Viet Cato harasses and arrests African-American filmmaker, Justin Thomas.



This comes as no surprise to me; whether the NYPD is camera-shy or not, they have a chronic history of harassing black men that aren't doing anything criminal. Thomas is another example of an African-American male falling victim to the NYPD's abuse of power.
 
Last week, Thomas filed a lawsuit against the NYPD for his unjust arrest. According to Thomas' lawyer, David Rankin, the 72nd Precinct is in violation of the NYPD Patrol Guide, which asserts that officers "will not interfere with the videotaping or the photographing of incidents in public places."

Sergeant Viet Cato of the NYPD, harasses African-American filmmaker, Justin Thomas.

Thomas was filming on public property.
 
According to the lawsuit, when Thomas was confronted by sergeant Viet Cato, he was informed that he needed a permit to film the building -- this was a lie. The NYPD and police departments across the nation, habitually lie and make unjust arrests, often to make a quota.
 
In other words, this is a case of an African-American male, 29, who is a student and not committing a crime. So why was he arrested? I'll tell you why -- the NYPD has a thing for harassing African-American males in addition to overstepping their authority. Thomas was charged with obstructing government administration and issued a desk appearance ticket (DAT) -- mediocre nonsense short of a circus.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Life Is Too Short . . .



andRe Christos Helios. Sex, Religion, Politics

 

Life is too short to walk around boo hooing over expletive not going your way. Life is too short to walk around upset or sad because of someone you used to date or wanted to date.

I'm not stunting any expletive of my past. I meditate on the past so that it'll better facilitate my present, which steers me to navigate a better future. In the end, I am not losing any sleep or weight over the past.

So here's a middle finger to you! I'm smiling! That's what's my life's is: fun, humor, smiles, not misery, anger, and bitterness.

Smile!

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Dying Single . . .

While you're having a troublesome relationship and dying to be single, I'm already single and plan on remaining so until I die. Yes, I know --sounds morbid -- but this is what it's come to . . . at least for now.

Reason being? Relationships aren't for everyone. I've tried them since I was 19. They haven't worked out for me. Why? I'm not going to detail every relationship, but I'm not your typical Brotha and women know this. What's your typical Brotha? He's willing to do and say anything for a piece of tail. He's deceptive, manipulative, and conniving and guess what -- Black women love it!! As long as he's willing to tell her what she wants to hear, she'll give him all the tail he wants.

Not my style.

In any event, romance isn't what it is anymore. Maybe if I was born 30 years ago, I'd care for it. But today's women have been repulsive and don't know what it is to be marriage material. So .  .  . I have no choice but to die single. It's unfortunate, but I believe that I will get more done without having a woman in my ear, nagging, bitching, complaining, and doing everything else that I find appealing.

Yes . . . You're Right.

Why does it seem that the only way to shut a woman up during an argument is by telling her, "You're right" . . . even though she's wrong? Harlem rapper, Cam'ron, has "You're Right" skits that are hilarious. I have to try this sometime to see if it really works. Listen to them and enjoy a good laugh.
 
 
 

Settling For Less . . .

Most of us settle for less. Settling for less is accepting repulsive behavior you don't have to tolerate. Settling for less is accepting conditions that aren't beneficial to you. Settling for less is associating yourself with individuals that are cut from a different cloth.

We all have standards, but we tend to ignore those standards for the wrong reasons.

For as long as I've known myself, I have had standards. There were Rules of Engagement that were to be enforced -- no matter what. My compassion happens to bend the rules every now and then. Some misplaced source and goodwill, deceives me occasionally into lowering my standards.

In the end, I have been the one in an unfortunate situation. Not any longer.

Since a teen, I knew that I would not be romantically involved with single mothers. As a teenager, I was familiar with the drama  and headaches that accompanied single mothers. My previous relationship has strengthened that prejudiced idea towards single moms.

A former coworker once asked me, "What's wrong with single moms?"

Everything.

Another rule is hefty women. They've never fallen under the category standard. As of late, I tried being friends with one and I have one word -- nightmare. Never again.

I'm 29, but I've experienced much as far as dating is concerned and there is certain behavior that I will not settle for. I'm not going to settle for less when I know that I am entitled to better and can get better. Suddenly, I'm labeled intolerant for not settling for conditions or behavior.

Express self-love first before you attempt showing love to someone else. Don't settle for less.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

I'm Wilder Than Wilder

Ask my exes, I don't do the bull crap.
Heat fan, but I still wear a Bulls cap.
From New York, but I still rep' New England.
Spy Gate -- webcam -- it's live streaming.
Lady, you feel I'm an effing loser?
All this hatred 'cause I eat at Hooters?
The ladies in orange shorts just hug me . . .
You're acting crazy as if them femmes love me . . .
 They're only friendly 'cause the way I tip . . .
Godiva, Bath and Body, Wild Thang -- don't forget.
The first mister to shower you with gifts.
And this is the gratitude I get?
You're wilding, Wilder . . .
Trying to get wild with the mouth,
Know I can get wilder.
No . . . I don't think I'm the shit . . .
But talented and gifted.
Find someone better if you can,
I insist it.
 


Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian get ENGAGED!!

Yes, Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian at AT&T Park, in San Francisco, CA. Kardashian accepted his proposal, of course.




Kim Kardashian resembles a transgender woman at her proposal

More KimYe news that you'll have to endure . . .

So where do I begin? In 2005, West released "Gold Digger". The title track is self-explanatory. For those of you with little-to-no critical thinking skills, a gold digger is a woman that pursues financially secure men for monetary gain. 'Ye rhymes,
 
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
But she ain't messin wit no broke niggas 
 
This happens to be Kim's legacy thus far -- every guy she's slept with is known to have been paid: Ray J (singer), Reggie Bush (athlete), Miles Austin (athlete), Kris Humphries (athlete),  and now Kanye (rapper/producer/designer).
 

Kim Kardashian and Ray J in the infamous sex tape filmed in 2003 

Perhaps Mr. West has had a change of heart since "Gold Digger"? Not only did he manage to have a romantic relationship with Kim, but actually had a daughter (North West) with her, too. Then he puts the icing on the cake with a marriage proposal!
 
Read carefully, Mr. West -- you think she loves you now because she's sucking your expletive and lets you bang her in the expletive. I hope you're man enough to holla "prenup!", Ye; if this goes wrong, Kanye, we're talking child support, alimony, and yes, half of everything -- you should know, you rhymed about it in "Gold Digger".
 
In any event, congrats to you, Brother. I wish it the best.


Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Alyssa Douglas' Obama Assination Tweet





Alyssa Douglas Makes Terroristic Threats Towards President Obama



There are two things White Americans don't want to see: a Black Jesus and a Black President.

Since his campaign for presidency, Barack Obama has been the target of scrutiny. The ridicule and disrespect he has endured can be the result of his African lineage; after all, Obama is the first President of African descent.

Then there was the questioning of his faith -- was he Muslim or Christian? Then there was the questioning of his birth certificate -- was he born in the United States or abroad in a foreign country.

The latest of hate-filled language directed at the President of the United States was by the finger tips of a 16-year-old high school student, Alyssa Douglas. According to cincinnati.com, the Clarksville native is being investigated by the Secret Service for a terroristic threat she made about the President via Twitter -- "someone needs to assassinate Obama . . . like ASAP".

Needless to say that this teen is Caucasian and expresses the sentiment of many White Americans towards Obama. At the end of her adolescent rant, she concludes "#DieYouPieceOfShit". This teenager can't possibly harbor this much resentment towards the President because of Obamacare. Such a remark is the product of hate that has been harbored within for a long time.