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Kim Kardashian resembles a transgender woman at her proposal |
So where do I begin? In 2005, West released "Gold Digger". The title track is self-explanatory. For those of you with little-to-no critical thinking skills, a gold digger is a woman that pursues financially secure men for monetary gain. 'Ye rhymes,
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger
But she ain't messin wit no broke niggas
This happens to be Kim's legacy thus far -- every guy she's slept with is known to have been paid: Ray J (singer), Reggie Bush (athlete), Miles Austin (athlete), Kris Humphries (athlete), and now Kanye (rapper/producer/designer).
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Kim Kardashian and Ray J in the infamous sex tape filmed in 2003 |
Perhaps Mr. West has had a change of heart since "Gold Digger"? Not only did he manage to have a romantic relationship with Kim, but actually had a daughter (North West) with her, too. Then he puts the icing on the cake with a marriage proposal!
Read carefully, Mr. West -- you think she loves you now because she's sucking your expletive and lets you bang her in the expletive. I hope you're man enough to holla "prenup!", Ye; if this goes wrong, Kanye, we're talking child support, alimony, and yes, half of everything -- you should know, you rhymed about it in "Gold Digger".
In any event, congrats to you, Brother. I wish it the best.
