Santa Clause Is A Pedophile . . .

Santa Claus terrifies children!

It dawned on me while on Facebook that Santa Clause is a pedophile. Let's state the facts -- he's an old ass man and he's always around children. That's the entire Santa theme . . . children. Little children sitting on Santa's lap; telling him what they want for Christmas; spying on whether children are sleep or wake.

Question -- If I sat little children on my lap, it would be frowned upon, right? If I knew what time children were asleep or awake, I would be a pedophile, right? Michael Jackson sat children on his lap and we all know his legacy behind that, don't we? How is Mr. Claus any different?

Let's not be biased here. If any grown man had random children sitting on his lap, you'd think twice about that situation. Then there's the lyrics that are attributed to him,

"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you are wake."

Why would a grown man know what time a child is in bed sleeping? Is he that child's parent? These are signs of a child molester and pedophile! If it was any other man, you would be concerned. If it was me, you would have called the police by now. 

Consider what I am saying -- children sit on his lap, "he knows when they're asleep and awake", and then he says things like, "Ho, ho, ho!" Santa Claus is questionable character. You, too, will reach the conclusion that he fits the profile of a predator and a pedophile.