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Black Woman Twerks on Elmo!

Black woman twerks on Elmo. 

There isn't any hope for them. Not even the intangible Jesus Christ can redeem the modern black woman. When a black woman twerks on a children's character such as Sesame Street's Elmo, two things are certain -- black women (not all) are degenerates and there is no hope for them! None! It gets worse from here on out!

You would think African-Americans  -- as a whole -- would get themselves together since we have Barack and Michelle Obama! You would think African-American women -- as a whole -- would value themselves and adulate Michelle and Oprah Winfrey as examples to follow. No, not modern black women; modern black women would rather praise the degenerate Caramel Kitten. 

"Twerkin on Elmo! Twerkin on Elmo!"

Did you notice the two people in the background standing aghast at the sight of this nigger-nonsense? The woman can't believe her eyes. How do you even begin to formulate the idea to twerk on Elmo? That's the equivalent of a man masturbating to Dora (the Explorer).

I am disgusted by this picture. It is a poor representation of black women. I know and understand that this doesn't represent all black women, but when the majority are classless, it becomes a problem. 

She has a nice ass, though.

Santa Clause Is A Pedophile . . .

Santa Claus terrifies children!

It dawned on me while on Facebook that Santa Clause is a pedophile. Let's state the facts -- he's an old ass man and he's always around children. That's the entire Santa theme . . . children. Little children sitting on Santa's lap; telling him what they want for Christmas; spying on whether children are sleep or wake.

Question -- If I sat little children on my lap, it would be frowned upon, right? If I knew what time children were asleep or awake, I would be a pedophile, right? Michael Jackson sat children on his lap and we all know his legacy behind that, don't we? How is Mr. Claus any different?

Let's not be biased here. If any grown man had random children sitting on his lap, you'd think twice about that situation. Then there's the lyrics that are attributed to him,

"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you are wake."

Why would a grown man know what time a child is in bed sleeping? Is he that child's parent? These are signs of a child molester and pedophile! If it was any other man, you would be concerned. If it was me, you would have called the police by now. 

Consider what I am saying -- children sit on his lap, "he knows when they're asleep and awake", and then he says things like, "Ho, ho, ho!" Santa Claus is questionable character. You, too, will reach the conclusion that he fits the profile of a predator and a pedophile.

Why I Won't Date Fat Girls . . .

Fat people are physically lazy and mentally weak.

When I saw that picture, I became infuriated! Why? "But diet and exercise are lot of work." -- really? Watching what you eat and exercising is too much work? I find that to be an excuse to be lazy and not take care of yourself. I find that to be an excuse to be weak-minded. I find that to be an excuse to propagate erroneous self-love -- if overweight people truly loved themselves, they would take action to lead a healthier lifestyle, which includes dieting and exercising.

I diet and exercise -- I don't find it difficult at all. I am motivated and determined to be fit, in shape, and look a certain way. Even if it was "a lot of work", why would it matter? Life has challenges and only the weak derail from challenges. Only the weak look for shortcuts and easy way outs.

"She's accepts herself for who she is." Really? That's what you think? That's what you want to convince me to think -- that she's employing self-acceptance? Her weight doesn't look too bad. She is overweight, but what about the people that are morbidly obese? Yes, there is no way that they can look in the mirror and accept that crap!

Overall, I won't date fat girls for a reason and that reason is their mentality -- to them, "dieting and exercise is a lot of work." I find that to be a sign of laziness and weak-mindedness. It's not the weight that's an issue; the weight can always disappear with proper diet and daily exercise. It's the state of mind that's an issue -- the mentality that losing weight is hard or too challenging. The mentality of settling for less. 

I don't believe in settling less. I don't believe in being lazy. I actually value hard work. I can't and won't do it; I won't date fat girls because they are physically lazy and mentally weak.

Looks DO Matter!!

"Looks Do Matter" when you're a Black Male.

We use our eyes to see. We notice a person with our eyes more than anything. Appearance. That's what captures our interest in a potential mate -- the way that person looks. When we go on a job interview, we make sure that we look our best; it plays a part in getting the job.

It's obvious that looks do matter. If looks don't matter, then why do women wear make up? Why do women wear apparel that accentuate their assets? If looks don't matter, why are there mirrors? 

Whether we want to be noticed or not, looks play an important factor in our daily lives. Before anything, we are noticed for the way we look. Looks are important when seeking employment. If you don't look a certain way, chances are, you won't get the job. Looks are important while at the work place. Most places of employment -- unless you work in a tattoo parlor or something of the likes -- have rules regarding appearance and hygiene. 

Looks are impressionable. Your first impression is your last impression. This is why we invest much of our time keeping up with our appearance; we don't know who we are going to bump into and it would unfortunate if we looked shabby and it wasn't laundry day.

So for anyone to think that looks don't matter, those individuals need to reconsider their perspective on the matter. Before you notice a person's personality, you notice how the person looks. Before you notice a person's qualities, you notice how the person looks. 

I'm not going to say that looks don't matter. I'm not going to say that everything should be based on looks, either -- it does help when a person is easy on the eyes. In any event, looks play an important factor; therefore, looks do matter. 

If looks didn't matter, why do we have a preference when it comes to dating? I'll tell you one thing -- when I'm in a shirt and tie, I am noticed more than when I am not.

"I'll Marry You If . . ."

I'll Marry You, by andRe Christos Helios

Black women love to complain that there aren't any available black men. Their rhetoric is that black men are either incarcerated or covert homosexuals. As for the ones that are neither, they are already married.

Well, I'm available and I'll take your offer on marriage if you're not a single mother. I'm available and I'll take your offer on marriage if you have a job. I'm available and I'll take your offer on marriage if you're not overweight. I'll marry you if you have self-confidence. I'll marry you if you have high-self esteem. I'll marry you if you are self-motivated. I'll marry you if you are financially responsible. I'll marry if you're strong-minded. I'll marry you if you believe in progress. I'll marry you if you're emotionally stable. 

I'll marry you. I will marry you. Deal? Fair enough? Don't have any children. Don't be overweight. Don't be emotionally unstable. Don't have any issues. Don't be unemployed. Don't be irrational. Don't be childish. Don't be irresponsible. Ultimately, don't be a bitch. I promise, I will marry you.

Oh -- don't wear a weave, either. Thanks.

Stevie Wonder -- Overjoyed . . .

I've come much too far for me now to find
The Love that I've sought can never be mine . . .

Overjoyed, over loved, over you . . .

Megyn Kelly Rants: Jesus and Santa were White

White Supremacist Megyn Kelly.

What matters is the truth. That's what matters -- the truth. 

What is the truth? There's no obese white man commuting through the night sky with gravity-defying reindeer, delivering gifts to children, especially children that don't have chimneys.

Apparently, Megyn Kelly is a defender of Christmas and feels that children should come up believing in a Eurocentric Santa. I wouldn't have a problem with that if Santa Claus was a "verifiable fact" -- to quote Kelly.

She also managed to assert that Jesus was a white man, too.

Again -- the only thing that matters to me is the truth. The Renaissance image of Jesus is not Jesus. The Renaissance Jesus doesn't fit with logic -- a blonde family fled into Egypt to elude Roman persecution?

In any event, I personally sent this misinformed woman a message via Facebook and I'd like to share it with you:

"So you're 100% percent that Jesus and Santa Clause were white? Well, I hate to resurrect you back to reality, but there's no obese white man with flying reindeer that travels the sky at night and delivers gifts to children, especially children that don't have chimneys -- I guess you forgot that part. 

Your idea of Jesus is a Renaissance painting, not a Biblical one. Where are those investigative, journalist skills that one is supposed to have when it comes to reporting the news accurately? Yes, that's right!! You're apart of Fox News -- a network that is known for reporting erroneous and inaccurate stories. 

How does that make you feel, Kelly -- you're a grown woman that's employed by a network that doesn't report accurate news and happens to believe in fallacious ideals about Santa Claus and Jesus?  

Then again, you're a blonde. I expect that from the likes of you."

"I'm Married to Jesus!"

I remember in my early 20's when I was in hot pursuit of a relationship. Women would tell me, "I'm married to Jesus." 

If these Christian women correctly read and understood Biblical literature, they would know that the bride of Christ is not an individual female, but men and women. In the Old Testament, the Hebrew deity vehemently reminds Israel that they -- men and women -- are his wife. Such is the case when it comes to the bride of Christ -- it's not an individual woman, but a heterogeneous community of men and women.

That's neither here nor there. The real reason for writing this is not to expose the folly of Christian women, but to examine their "marriage" to Jesus from a psychological and emotional standpoint.

Being "married to Jesus" is psychological and emotional comfort to foil insecurities and to fill a void. These happen to be women who are single or can't have prosperous relationships. They have troubles keeping a man that will "accept them for them". They don't feel loved. As a result, they turn to Jesus -- the one man that will "tolerate" and "love" them. 

Observe these women. Really listen to the things that they say and how they act. You will reach the conclusion that they are insecure and emotionally disturbed. They have all sorts of character defects. These flaws sabotage their relationships with tangible men.

We all know how proud women can be. Rather than look in the mirror and fix what's wrong, these women would rather "marry Jesus" -- an intangible man that'll "love" them no matter how great the sin.

It's just one thing -- the Bible doesn't say that Jesus is married to an individual woman, but to a heterogeneous community of men and women; they are the Bride of Christ.

The other thing is this -- what if these very women found out that the one man that will "love" them -- no matter their shortcomings -- is no different than Captain America?

Caramel Kitten: Black Women and Twerking.

Caramel Kitten has several videos of herself twerking on YouTube.

Black women have made a name for themselves when it comes to twerking. You'll see them posting videos on YouTube twerking religiously! Before the advent of YouTube, you'd see black women twerking in music videos. If you're a party-goer, more than likely, you'll see black women grinding and twerking, too.

Is this what it's come to for black women -- twerking? Squatting and bouncing that ass back and forth? Throwing that ass back and making it clap? Is this the legacy of the modern black woman?

This happens to be the case for Caramel Kitten, who has videos on Youtube of herself twerking -- faithfully, I might add. From the looks of it, her channel is devoted to twerking. You can view videos of her twerking at Walmart, Target, a library, and random places in public such as a bus stop.

Ever wonder why black men don't respect black women? The answer is Caramel Kitten

Airhead Paris Hilton "Tweets", Mistakes Nelson Mandela For MLK Jr.

Paris Hilton's tweet continues to display her Bimbo personality.

Really? Really, Paris Hilton? Please tell me this was by accident and not another asinine blunder just to make headlines? 

Really?

Okay, so she has enough civility to pay her respects to Nelson Mandela -- yes, Mandela is no longer with us anymore (if you happen to live under a rock). I'm not knocking her for that, but what does her "tribute" mean when she mistakes Mandela for Martin Luther King Jr?

Yes, I did the same thing -- smh. 

Martin Luther King Jr. (left) and Nelson Mandela (right).

World History 101-- MLK Jr. was an African-American, civil rights activist that was assassinated in the mid-60's. When you think of MLK Jr., you also think of Malcolm X and John F. Kennedy. Nelson Mandela is a completely different person. His notoriety and deeds goes across the Atlantic into Africa. He sought to end apartheid in South Africa -- two different people, two different continents.

How stupid can you be, Paris? Is this a blonde thing? Are we supposed to understand this error because you choose to be a blonde? 

I mean, come on! Really?! You don't know who orated the "I Have A Dream" speech?! Really?!

Hilton claims it was a fake tweet.

She claims the tweet was a fake, but I don't believe her. I believe that she did tweet it and is too proud to own up to her mistake. I could be wrong, but this is material to write about.

In any event, Ms. Hilton -- to keep you from uttering any absurdities and making a fool out of yourself in the future, stuff an erected phallus in your mouth and keep it there! 

Thanks!

Maria Kang -- "No Excuse Mom"

I've heard women justify not being in shape because they just had a child. I'm not a woman, but women do tend to blow up while pregnant because they have to eat for two -- that much I know and I can sympathize. Question -- "At what point and time do you shed the pounds after having a child?"


Maria Kang, mother three. Her eldest is three.

In any event, I'm writing this to address anyone that has made an excuse not to exercise -- if this mother of three can look this good, why can't you? What's stopping you from doing jumping jacks? What's stopping you from jogging? What's stopping you from doing crunches? What's stopping you from doing squats? What's stopping you from being in shape? What is your excuse?

Again, I am not a woman, but I am sure it can be a tad bit busy tending to three children with the eldest being three. You can try to come up with every possible reason for why she is able to exercise and you're not. At the end of the day, there's no excuse. We do what is important and if getting in shape was of any significance to you, you'd find the time for fitness.

This woman has motivated me to take my training to another level. It has also encouraged me to socialize with strong-minded, goal-oriented, determined, and physically active people and estrange myself from fitness-lazy people. More importantly, I will not consider being romantically involved with a woman if she isn't into fitness. 

Thank you, Maria Kang being strong-minded and determined. I wish there were more women with your qualities.

Are Black Women Fitness-Lazy?

She did something about it.

As a disclaimer, Black Women do workout. I have seen African-American women involved in fitness. Writing this isn't to give the impression that all black femmes are lazy when it comes to fitness; there are African-American who train and I've seen it.

In any event, for the most part, a great majority of African-American women are fitness-lazy. Many of them don't want to work out because they don't want to lose their curves -- they'd rather have a big ass and flabby skin than a tight body. Some don't workout because of an alleged "lack of time". Then some of them do want to lose weight, but don't want to do the physical aspect of losing weight. Instead, they would rather take a pill, or get a tummy-tuck -- that's cheating.

I don't know what it's like to be obese. In any event, I can never look in the mirror, look at myself, and feel happy with the way I look if I was obese. I look in the mirror now and feel that I need to intensify my workout regimen. In having saying that, it makes me wonder what kind of folly obese people tell themselves when they look in the mirror; there's nothing healthy or attractive in having flabby skin and excessive layers of fat.

There was a time where I was working two jobs and trained at the gym. When a person is motivated, they will find the time for fitness. In saying this, how are you working one job and don't have time for fitness? How can you be bored and not consider fitness -- especially when you are morbidly obese?

I'm into fitness and I'm tired of meeting Black women that are not motivated to exercise -- get off your lazy ass and do something! In 2009, my on-again, off-again girlfriend exercised with me for three weekends and that was the end of it. I dated one girl that couldn't do ten jumping jacks. She had belly fat that she wanted to lose. I bought her an ab-exercise device and I used it more than she did. My ex felt that I was an over-achiever and obsessed with fitness, but she was physically active when she wanted to be (i.e., bike, skates, trampoline).

People make time for what's important to them. If fitness is important to you, you'd be involved in fitness. End of story.