Friday, August 23, 2013

ChristianSwingers.com: A Christian Abomination.

Christian Swingers


Yes, you read the title correct: Christian Swingers. If you are not-in-the-know, swinging is where couples engage in sexual activity with other couples. I'm not the one to judge, but I don't think this is Christian behavior.

Behavior that is reminiscent of Sodom, Gomorrah and their neighboring cities, swinging is considered a sexual perversion to some-Christian and atheist alike. On the contrary, you would think that the only people that engaged in swinging were the godless.

Not the case.

This is 2013 and yes, Christianity has revolutionized-for the worst. There are homosexual Christians. This doesn't bother me at all. As mentioned in a previous post, I have nothing against homosexuality and gender ambiguity. But we must all agree that the Word condemns effeminate men and homosexuality.

In 2013, there are not only overt homosexual Christians, but overt homosexual ecclesiastical figures. Again, this doesn't bother me. I point this out to illustrate the drastic change in Christianity. Roman Catholicism has a history of homosexuality with its priesthood, but it was hid in the dark. Now homosexual Christians-the clergy and the laity alike, are busting out of the closet and waving their Bibles.

In having saying that, we now have Christian Swingers! To quote Ecclesiastes, "There's nothing new under the sun." Who's to say that there weren't Christian orgies in Rome? In any case, if you're a freaky Christian, or want to experience sex with another person without keeping in from your partner, christianswingers.com is the place for you.

Remember, "all manner of sin shall be forgiven of man, except blasphemy of the Holy Spirit."

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

The Perfect Wife . . .

The Perfect Wife


Every man dreams of the Perfect Wife- the woman that doesn't nag him or complain about trivial things, a lady in public and a freak in the bedroom, a great cook-you get the picture.

Personally speaking, I know how to cook, clean, and use a washer. The only thing that I need from her is a quiet mouth and great sex. Any questions?