Life Is Too Short . . .



andRe Christos Helios. Sex, Religion, Politics

 

Life is too short to walk around boo hooing over expletive not going your way. Life is too short to walk around upset or sad because of someone you used to date or wanted to date.

I'm not stunting any expletive of my past. I meditate on the past so that it'll better facilitate my present, which steers me to navigate a better future. In the end, I am not losing any sleep or weight over the past.

So here's a middle finger to you! I'm smiling! That's what's my life's is: fun, humor, smiles, not misery, anger, and bitterness.

Smile!

Dying Single . . .

While you're having a troublesome relationship and dying to be single, I'm already single and plan on remaining so until I die. Yes, I know --sounds morbid -- but this is what it's come to . . . at least for now.

Reason being? Relationships aren't for everyone. I've tried them since I was 19. They haven't worked out for me. Why? I'm not going to detail every relationship, but I'm not your typical Brotha and women know this. What's your typical Brotha? He's willing to do and say anything for a piece of tail. He's deceptive, manipulative, and conniving and guess what -- Black women love it!! As long as he's willing to tell her what she wants to hear, she'll give him all the tail he wants.

Not my style.

In any event, romance isn't what it is anymore. Maybe if I was born 30 years ago, I'd care for it. But today's women have been repulsive and don't know what it is to be marriage material. So .  .  . I have no choice but to die single. It's unfortunate, but I believe that I will get more done without having a woman in my ear, nagging, bitching, complaining, and doing everything else that I find appealing.

Yes . . . You're Right.

Why does it seem that the only way to shut a woman up during an argument is by telling her, "You're right" . . . even though she's wrong? Harlem rapper, Cam'ron, has "You're Right" skits that are hilarious. I have to try this sometime to see if it really works. Listen to them and enjoy a good laugh.

 

 

 

Settling For Less . . .

Most of us settle for less. Settling for less is accepting repulsive behavior you don't have to tolerate. Settling for less is accepting conditions that aren't beneficial to you. Settling for less is associating yourself with individuals that are cut from a different cloth.

We all have standards, but we tend to ignore those standards for the wrong reasons.

For as long as I've known myself, I have had standards. There were Rules of Engagement that were to be enforced -- no matter what. My compassion happens to bend the rules every now and then. Some misplaced source and goodwill, deceives me occasionally into lowering my standards.

In the end, I have been the one in an unfortunate situation. Not any longer.

Since a teen, I knew that I would not be romantically involved with single mothers. As a teenager, I was familiar with the drama  and headaches that accompanied single mothers. My previous relationship has strengthened that prejudiced idea towards single moms.

A former coworker once asked me, "What's wrong with single moms?"

Everything.

Another rule is hefty women. They've never fallen under the category standard. As of late, I tried being friends with one and I have one word -- nightmare. Never again.

I'm 29, but I've experienced much as far as dating is concerned and there is certain behavior that I will not settle for. I'm not going to settle for less when I know that I am entitled to better and can get better. Suddenly, I'm labeled intolerant for not settling for conditions or behavior.

Express self-love first before you attempt showing love to someone else. Don't settle for less.

I'm Wilder Than Wilder

Ask my exes, I don't do the bull crap.

Heat fan, but I still wear a Bulls cap.

From New York, but I still rep' New England.

Spy Gate -- webcam -- it's live streaming.

Lady, you feel I'm an effing loser?

All this hatred 'cause I eat at Hooters?

The ladies in orange shorts just hug me . . .

You're acting crazy as if them femmes love me . . .

 They're only friendly 'cause the way I tip . . .

Godiva, Bath and Body, Wild Thang -- don't forget.

The first mister to shower you with gifts.

And this is the gratitude I get?

You're wilding, Wilder . . .

Trying to get wild with the mouth,

Know I can get wilder.

No . . . I don't think I'm the shit . . .

But talented and gifted.

Find someone better if you can,

I insist it.

 



Kanye West and Kim Kardashian get ENGAGED!!

Yes, Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian at AT&T Park, in San Francisco, CA. Kardashian accepted his proposal, of course.




Kim Kardashian resembles a transgender woman at her proposal

More KimYe news that you'll have to endure . . .

So where do I begin? In 2005, West released "Gold Digger". The title track is self-explanatory. For those of you with little-to-no critical thinking skills, a gold digger is a woman that pursues financially secure men for monetary gain. 'Ye rhymes,

 

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger

But she ain't messin wit no broke niggas 

 

This happens to be Kim's legacy thus far -- every guy she's slept with is known to have been paid: Ray J (singer), Reggie Bush (athlete), Miles Austin (athlete), Kris Humphries (athlete),  and now Kanye (rapper/producer/designer).

 

Kim Kardashian and Ray J in the infamous sex tape filmed in 2003 

Perhaps Mr. West has had a change of heart since "Gold Digger"? Not only did he manage to have a romantic relationship with Kim, but actually had a daughter (North West) with her, too. Then he puts the icing on the cake with a marriage proposal!

 

Read carefully, Mr. West -- you think she loves you now because she's sucking your expletive and lets you bang her in the expletive. I hope you're man enough to holla "prenup!", Ye; if this goes wrong, Kanye, we're talking child support, alimony, and yes, half of everything -- you should know, you rhymed about it in "Gold Digger".

 

In any event, congrats to you, Brother. I wish it the best.



Alyssa Douglas' Obama Assination Tweet





Alyssa Douglas Makes Terroristic Threats Towards President Obama



There are two things White Americans don't want to see: a Black Jesus and a Black President.

Since his campaign for presidency, Barack Obama has been the target of scrutiny. The ridicule and disrespect he has endured can be the result of his African lineage; after all, Obama is the first President of African descent.

Then there was the questioning of his faith -- was he Muslim or Christian? Then there was the questioning of his birth certificate -- was he born in the United States or abroad in a foreign country.

The latest of hate-filled language directed at the President of the United States was by the finger tips of a 16-year-old high school student, Alyssa Douglas. According to cincinnati.com, the Clarksville native is being investigated by the Secret Service for a terroristic threat she made about the President via Twitter -- "someone needs to assassinate Obama . . . like ASAP".

Needless to say that this teen is Caucasian and expresses the sentiment of many White Americans towards Obama. At the end of her adolescent rant, she concludes "#DieYouPieceOfShit". This teenager can't possibly harbor this much resentment towards the President because of Obamacare. Such a remark is the product of hate that has been harbored within for a long time.



 

 

 

Butt Injections Kill Betty Pino

Big butts -- some are born with them, some or not. For the less fortunate, they resort to wearing butt pads, or silicone injections. Be advised that silicone butt-injections are not safe. How dangerous are they? Just ask deceased Miami radio personality, Betty Pino.

Betty Pino, victim of cosmetic beauty.

Miami is the home of beaches, bathing suits, and curvy women. Some are naturally beautiful, others are cosmetically beautiful. Pino could have been the aforementioned for all I know. In the end, she fell victim to the latter, which entails going under the knife.

For those of you not-in-the-know, silicone butt-injections are illegal in the United States. This is because silicone is harmful to the body, causing infections, chronic inflammation, and can ooze into body tissues.

According to the Miami Herald, two decades ago, Pino received "hard" implants to lift her butt. Ten years later, she changed them to saline implants, causing her problems. Around 2009, she then decides to add silicone injections to her culo -- no bueno.

For whatever reason, there is an obsession with the size of the glutei maximus. If you want a butt lift, you don't need silicone injections; some squats and lunges should be sufficient.

Pino died at age 65. Thanks to cosmetic beauty, she looked her 30's.

Scandal, Olivia Pope, and Black Men

Kola Boof's defense of Scandal, Olivia Pope, and disgust for Black men.

I don't watch Scandal so I can't give a thorough analysis of the show and it's subliminal messages. In any event, a person writing under the pseudonym "Kola Boof", has given me an idea --the protagonist, Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington) has a thing for White men.

I guess this pisses some Black men off and this person has something to say about their frustration. It's obvious she has deep-rooted mental and emotional issues and has an affinity for Scandal because it's a mirror reflecting her own image -- a Black woman that has romantic interest in White men. In any event, White men can have her; it's obvious why Black men aren't interested in her.

Walmart Debacle in Louisiana

If there was a policy for stricter regulations regarding food stamp distribution and usage, I'd vouch for it. Personally, I disagree with people benefiting from food stamps and don't deserve it. For instance, food stamps are supposed to be temporary; yet, there are recipients that have managed to make a career out of the Electronic Benefits Transfer program. They receive food stamps longer than they've actually been employed.

Who can blame them? With an EBT card, recipients are privileged to a free phone with an amount of minutes per month. In some cases, some recipients are eligible for Medicaid. In most cases, that's no job with the luxury of free food, free phone, and free health services.

Where's the motivation to work?

In any event, there was a circus at Mansfield and Springshill, Louisiana over the weekend. Apparently, Louisiana was one of 17 states that experienced the EBT system-failure. Instead of not accepting EBT purchases like other grocery stores, Walmart allowed patrons to use their EBT card to make purchases.

Where's the harm in that? EBT recipients went on a shopping frenzy. The EBT outage allowed recipients to spend unlimited amounts of money rather than their usual allotted amount. For example, if a recipient is allotted $200 worth of food stamps, the EBT outage allowed that recipient to spend $700 since there was no way to monitor the spending limit.

This led customers to wipe out shelves and clean out the meat department! It was reported that customers were hauling eight to ten shopping carts at a time. These EBT recipients were fully cognizant of what they were doing -- stealing. This must have been heaven for them.

Given any case, this is one of many reasons why I believe there should be stricter regulations when it comes to the distribution of food stamps. Once Walmart announced that the EBT outage was over, it became a ghost town. Customers deserted their shopping carts and Walmart. Why? They couldn't loot any more.

In the end, Walmart was left with the bill; in such cases as these, EBT patrons are supposed to make purchases no greater than $50. With the EBT outage and Walmart's folly, food stamp recipients experienced the true meaning of saving money and living better -- thanks to Walmart.

Bitch, That's a Weave!

Walk-in-Weaves (Atlanta)

I lived in NYC for 27 years so Atlanta can be a drag at times -- no pun intended. I've never liked weaves and if there's anything Atlanta has, it's weaves. My love for the A hasn't been too welcoming because of this; every where I turn, there's a weave.

Weaves are predominantly worn by African-American women. I dislike weaves because of what they represent-- Black Women feel unattractive if they don't have European-textured hair. They begin this journey loathing themselves and their culture.

Ironically, some claim Black heritage and sport a weave, too!
 
In any event, Black Women buy weaves and actually think the weave is their hair (i.e., from their scalp). Nevertheless on any given day of the week, you will see Black Women in Atlanta wearing a weave -- combing, brushing, and flicking the weave . . . as if it was their hair.

Bitch, that's a weave! That. Is. A. Weave. It's not your real hair. Stop brushing and combing it as if it's your real hair; you look lame and sorry for doing so. Since no one wants to inform you that its' a weave, let me take the time out to do so -- it's a weave. I know it. White women know it. The only one who doesn't know is you.

Women That Jog

I've always had a thing for women that run. I remember living in NYC and catching myself gawking at women jogging in their sports bra, tights, and running shoes. Of course they looked sexy running in clothes that hugged their body, revealing intimate detail. Surprisingly, the affinity goes deeper than a camel-toe.

I value a woman that jogs. Jogging isn't much of a thrill. Running. More running. And then there's more running. The music playlist is probably the most entertaining thing about jogging. Overall, it requires dedication and discipline to run and burn those calories, especially while doing so at sunrise.

I have a thing for you, Miss Jogger. You may not notice my smile as you gracefully jog pass. Just know that I notice you and the hard work you're exerting to stay fit. Just know that I care and value your effort. If I could, I'd jog with you.

I've actually managed to express my gratitude towards a woman that power-walks in downtown Atlanta on her lunch break. I just find it sexy when a woman exercises and has interest in taking care of her body. I told her that I appreciate her power-walks and would love to go jogging with her some time.

Big Boi Getting Divorced

Big Boi (Antwon A. Patton) and expletive.

Sometimes it doesn't always work out. When getting eloped, you have to anticipate this blunder. In the event of a failed marriage, a prenuptial agreement is ideal; when that person is ready to split, that person just might want to split with what's yours; a prenup will always protect your ass . . . and your assets.

Big Boi from Outkast is undergoing a divorce. He was married to a expletive for 11 years. For whatever reason, this expletive asserts that their marriage is "irretrievably broken". I don't know the entire details, but I do know this: this expletive wants sole custody of their youngest child (12), child support, alimony, equitable division of marital property, and attorney fees -- and he thought that expletive loved him.

This happens to be a common trend employed by money hungry expletive -- they marry the wealthy, play their part for whatever amount of time, and suddenly want a divorce -- and half of the money. This happens to be women most of the time. 

Question: Why can't they just leave with what they came with -- nothing? 

Given any case, let Big Boi's unfortunate situation be the reason prenuptials are performed for now and forever more.

Obamacare, Gov't Shutdown, and Capitol Hill Shooting

Shooting at Capitol Hill

We will never know the entire truth when it comes to government, especially the American government. This is why I rarely blog about anything political; we only know what the media wants us to know. 

In any event, the Republicans have decided to shut down the federal government because of Obamacare -- this is what we know. How does this impact Americans? Many Americans have been on vacation the past few days for working in federal buildings. From what I understand, there are federally funded programs that are on halt, too. 

For instance, Women, Infants, and Children (WIC) has been on pause since the shutdown. How are these single-moms supposed to feed their child --in most cases, children -- if the WIC office is closed? Can you imagine the fear and anger a mother is experiencing because of this shutdown?

WIC has shut down because of Obamacare

For whatever reason, there's been a shooting at Capitol Hill this afternoon. According to the media, a woman attempted to ram into a vehicle at the White House's southwest gate. This led to a chase that included the Secret Service and at least 20 police vehicles.

Once the woman reached Capitol Hill, she opened fire. An officer was struck by either a bullet or shrapnel. In any event, this woman was killed by several shots to the head. 

What went on in this woman's mind to commit this act of suicide? We'll never know. Perhaps it was the little girl in the backseat of her car? 

What if Obamacare was staged to serve America's diabolical scheme?

Titty Tuesdays . . .

These are nice Tits

This is the era we now live in -- femmes in the mirror with their camera phone, snapping sexy, sultry, and seductive selfies. Quite frankly, I'm a breast man and I appreciate these pics in the essence that I would rather see a woman's blinders, instead of her rear view.

In any event, get your Aloe Vera lotion ready for Titty Tuesday.

Feel free to contact me if you'd like to be featured on a Tuesday.