The Chicken Bandits . . .

The Chicken Bandits

LOL! This is stupid!; The only thing you can do is laugh! What were they trying to do, open up a Chicken-N-Waffles? Seriously, what were they going to do with all of those wings but sell them for low-low? 

I know-those are some ghetto ass niggers, right? When you do dumb shit as this, you deserve to be called such an epithet; only a dumb nigger will steal that much of chicken wings. I can understand if you're hungry or if your crumb-snatching children need something to eat, but what exactly were trying to do with that many wings?

But here's the funniest part-the wings are still missing! Stuff like this writes its own material.