The Rules of Dating: Romance, Chivalry, and Love.

Valentine's Day is around the corner. Some of us have someone; some of us don't. Whether you're in a relationship or not; whether you have a Valentine's or not, there are questions that we all need to ask ourselves when it comes to the game of Love.  

How many of us know how to display love and affection to our partner? How many of us are romantic or believe in romance? How many of us practice chivalry? How many of us expect or want chivalry from our partner? Is chivalry something of the past? 

How many of us know what a date is? Is a date sitting at home watching Netflix? Is a date having a cup of coffee at Starbucks? Is a date dinner at a five-star restaurant? Is a date a walk in the park or on a pier? Is a date at a drive-through movie?

The way you expect to be treated is based on how you perceive your self-worth. The way your partner treats you is based on how that person values you. If you value your self, you will not settle for less. If your partner valued you, the effort to shower you with the best would be there.

Valentine's Day shouldn't be the only day when you receive flowers, a card, candy, or chocolate. Valentine's Day shouldn't be the only day when you go out for dinner, or see a movie. Valentine's Day shouldn't be the only day when you feel special. 

These things should be done frequently in a relationship.

Elephant Woman Sits On and CRUSHES Watermelon!!

As a disclaimer, do not this video on a full stomach, it might make you barf.

I don't know what's more disgusting -- the woman's ass, or the way the watermelon busts when she sits on it. Before watching, be advised that one ass cheek looks like six pieces of turkeys clobbered together. The elephant takes her time sitting on the fruit while the camera catches her repugnant ass and legs.

Then she sits on it. This is just as disgusting because when the watermelon busts, it sounds as if she's farting. 

She admits that it's disgusting. She compared it to a watermelon douche as she caresses her ass on the crushed watermelon.

Watermelons are heavy; her ass must weigh a ton to pull this off.

New Year's and Phony Resolutions.

Most resolutions that people make are redundant.

I honestly hate December going into January. I despise Christmas and New Year's because of the nonsense and phoniness that's associated with them. You're probably wondering how could anyone hate "the most wonderful time of the year"?

Here's how -- December comes around and people get into this so-called holiday spirit of being merry and loving. All the while, they've been selfish, sinister, and inconsiderate of the less-fortunate the preceding months. Why can't they be loving and merry for the entire year? Why can't they think of the less-fortunate all year long? Why be "nice" to loved ones, friends, coworkers, and strangers only in December?

Then there's New Year's and the phony resolutions. I've always hated resolutions because I always knew that people were just lying their asses off. They never make the adjustments they "aspired" to; they never accomplish want they "wanted" to, either. When they made their "resolutions", they knew that they were lying, too. They only "made" resolutions to ease their conscious.

Let's think about it. Most people have redundant New Year's resolutions. Right? They plan to adjust to or accomplish something from the previous year. For most people, it's losing weight. These people have been planning on losing weight for years and every New Year, they insist that they will lose the weight -- it's phoniness and I wouldn't take such people serious.

Here's additional evidence to why these resolutions shouldn't be taken serious -- why wait until the end of the year to fix what's wrong with you? Why wait until the end of the year to accomplish something? Why wait until the end of the year to change something about you? Does that make sense? A person that's genuine about making adjustments or accomplishing something, doesn't postpone those changes or procrastinate those achievements until the end of the year.

New Year's Resolutions are phony. People make resolutions to ease their mind. They know that they aren't going to change or accomplish any goal. More than likely, they make those resolutions to silence their antagonizing friends or loved ones. If you have a resolution, we both know that you're not going to fulfill it. Just stop the bullsh!t already.