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Black Woman Twerks on Elmo!

Black woman twerks on Elmo. 

There isn't any hope for them. Not even the intangible Jesus Christ can redeem the modern black woman. When a black woman twerks on a children's character such as Sesame Street's Elmo, two things are certain -- black women (not all) are degenerates and there is no hope for them! None! It gets worse from here on out!

You would think African-Americans  -- as a whole -- would get themselves together since we have Barack and Michelle Obama! You would think African-American women -- as a whole -- would value themselves and adulate Michelle and Oprah Winfrey as examples to follow. No, not modern black women; modern black women would rather praise the degenerate Caramel Kitten. 

"Twerkin on Elmo! Twerkin on Elmo!"

Did you notice the two people in the background standing aghast at the sight of this nigger-nonsense? The woman can't believe her eyes. How do you even begin to formulate the idea to twerk on Elmo? That's the equivalent of a man masturbating to Dora (the Explorer).

I am disgusted by this picture. It is a poor representation of black women. I know and understand that this doesn't represent all black women, but when the majority are classless, it becomes a problem. 

She has a nice ass, though.

Santa Clause Is A Pedophile . . .

Santa Claus terrifies children!

It dawned on me while on Facebook that Santa Clause is a pedophile. Let's state the facts -- he's an old ass man and he's always around children. That's the entire Santa theme . . . children. Little children sitting on Santa's lap; telling him what they want for Christmas; spying on whether children are sleep or wake.

Question -- If I sat little children on my lap, it would be frowned upon, right? If I knew what time children were asleep or awake, I would be a pedophile, right? Michael Jackson sat children on his lap and we all know his legacy behind that, don't we? How is Mr. Claus any different?

Let's not be biased here. If any grown man had random children sitting on his lap, you'd think twice about that situation. Then there's the lyrics that are attributed to him,

"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you are wake."

Why would a grown man know what time a child is in bed sleeping? Is he that child's parent? These are signs of a child molester and pedophile! If it was any other man, you would be concerned. If it was me, you would have called the police by now. 

Consider what I am saying -- children sit on his lap, "he knows when they're asleep and awake", and then he says things like, "Ho, ho, ho!" Santa Claus is questionable character. You, too, will reach the conclusion that he fits the profile of a predator and a pedophile.

Why I Won't Date Fat Girls . . .

Fat people are physically lazy and mentally weak.

When I saw that picture, I became infuriated! Why? "But diet and exercise are lot of work." -- really? Watching what you eat and exercising is too much work? I find that to be an excuse to be lazy and not take care of yourself. I find that to be an excuse to be weak-minded. I find that to be an excuse to propagate erroneous self-love -- if overweight people truly loved themselves, they would take action to lead a healthier lifestyle, which includes dieting and exercising.

I diet and exercise -- I don't find it difficult at all. I am motivated and determined to be fit, in shape, and look a certain way. Even if it was "a lot of work", why would it matter? Life has challenges and only the weak derail from challenges. Only the weak look for shortcuts and easy way outs.

"She's accepts herself for who she is." Really? That's what you think? That's what you want to convince me to think -- that she's employing self-acceptance? Her weight doesn't look too bad. She is overweight, but what about the people that are morbidly obese? Yes, there is no way that they can look in the mirror and accept that crap!

Overall, I won't date fat girls for a reason and that reason is their mentality -- to them, "dieting and exercise is a lot of work." I find that to be a sign of laziness and weak-mindedness. It's not the weight that's an issue; the weight can always disappear with proper diet and daily exercise. It's the state of mind that's an issue -- the mentality that losing weight is hard or too challenging. The mentality of settling for less. 

I don't believe in settling less. I don't believe in being lazy. I actually value hard work. I can't and won't do it; I won't date fat girls because they are physically lazy and mentally weak.

Looks DO Matter!!

"Looks Do Matter" when you're a Black Male.

We use our eyes to see. We notice a person with our eyes more than anything. Appearance. That's what captures our interest in a potential mate -- the way that person looks. When we go on a job interview, we make sure that we look our best; it plays a part in getting the job.

It's obvious that looks do matter. If looks don't matter, then why do women wear make up? Why do women wear apparel that accentuate their assets? If looks don't matter, why are there mirrors? 

Whether we want to be noticed or not, looks play an important factor in our daily lives. Before anything, we are noticed for the way we look. Looks are important when seeking employment. If you don't look a certain way, chances are, you won't get the job. Looks are important while at the work place. Most places of employment -- unless you work in a tattoo parlor or something of the likes -- have rules regarding appearance and hygiene. 

Looks are impressionable. Your first impression is your last impression. This is why we invest much of our time keeping up with our appearance; we don't know who we are going to bump into and it would unfortunate if we looked shabby and it wasn't laundry day.

So for anyone to think that looks don't matter, those individuals need to reconsider their perspective on the matter. Before you notice a person's personality, you notice how the person looks. Before you notice a person's qualities, you notice how the person looks. 

I'm not going to say that looks don't matter. I'm not going to say that everything should be based on looks, either -- it does help when a person is easy on the eyes. In any event, looks play an important factor; therefore, looks do matter. 

If looks didn't matter, why do we have a preference when it comes to dating? I'll tell you one thing -- when I'm in a shirt and tie, I am noticed more than when I am not.

"I'll Marry You If . . ."

I'll Marry You, by andRe Christos Helios

Black women love to complain that there aren't any available black men. Their rhetoric is that black men are either incarcerated or covert homosexuals. As for the ones that are neither, they are already married.

Well, I'm available and I'll take your offer on marriage if you're not a single mother. I'm available and I'll take your offer on marriage if you have a job. I'm available and I'll take your offer on marriage if you're not overweight. I'll marry you if you have self-confidence. I'll marry you if you have high-self esteem. I'll marry you if you are self-motivated. I'll marry you if you are financially responsible. I'll marry if you're strong-minded. I'll marry you if you believe in progress. I'll marry you if you're emotionally stable. 

I'll marry you. I will marry you. Deal? Fair enough? Don't have any children. Don't be overweight. Don't be emotionally unstable. Don't have any issues. Don't be unemployed. Don't be irrational. Don't be childish. Don't be irresponsible. Ultimately, don't be a bitch. I promise, I will marry you.

Oh -- don't wear a weave, either. Thanks.

Stevie Wonder -- Overjoyed . . .

I've come much too far for me now to find
The Love that I've sought can never be mine . . .

Overjoyed, over loved, over you . . .