The Rules of Dating: Romance, Chivalry, and Love.

Valentine's Day is around the corner. Some of us have someone; some of us don't. Whether you're in a relationship or not; whether you have a Valentine's or not, there are questions that we all need to ask ourselves when it comes to the game of Love.  

How many of us know how to display love and affection to our partner? How many of us are romantic or believe in romance? How many of us practice chivalry? How many of us expect or want chivalry from our partner? Is chivalry something of the past? 

How many of us know what a date is? Is a date sitting at home watching Netflix? Is a date having a cup of coffee at Starbucks? Is a date dinner at a five-star restaurant? Is a date a walk in the park or on a pier? Is a date at a drive-through movie?

The way you expect to be treated is based on how you perceive your self-worth. The way your partner treats you is based on how that person values you. If you value your self, you will not settle for less. If your partner valued you, the effort to shower you with the best would be there.

Valentine's Day shouldn't be the only day when you receive flowers, a card, candy, or chocolate. Valentine's Day shouldn't be the only day when you go out for dinner, or see a movie. Valentine's Day shouldn't be the only day when you feel special. 

These things should be done frequently in a relationship.

Elephant Woman Sits On and CRUSHES Watermelon!!

As a disclaimer, do not this video on a full stomach, it might make you barf.

I don't know what's more disgusting -- the woman's ass, or the way the watermelon busts when she sits on it. Before watching, be advised that one ass cheek looks like six pieces of turkeys clobbered together. The elephant takes her time sitting on the fruit while the camera catches her repugnant ass and legs.

Then she sits on it. This is just as disgusting because when the watermelon busts, it sounds as if she's farting. 

She admits that it's disgusting. She compared it to a watermelon douche as she caresses her ass on the crushed watermelon.

Watermelons are heavy; her ass must weigh a ton to pull this off.

New Year's and Phony Resolutions.

Most resolutions that people make are redundant.

I honestly hate December going into January. I despise Christmas and New Year's because of the nonsense and phoniness that's associated with them. You're probably wondering how could anyone hate "the most wonderful time of the year"?

Here's how -- December comes around and people get into this so-called holiday spirit of being merry and loving. All the while, they've been selfish, sinister, and inconsiderate of the less-fortunate the preceding months. Why can't they be loving and merry for the entire year? Why can't they think of the less-fortunate all year long? Why be "nice" to loved ones, friends, coworkers, and strangers only in December?

Then there's New Year's and the phony resolutions. I've always hated resolutions because I always knew that people were just lying their asses off. They never make the adjustments they "aspired" to; they never accomplish want they "wanted" to, either. When they made their "resolutions", they knew that they were lying, too. They only "made" resolutions to ease their conscious.

Let's think about it. Most people have redundant New Year's resolutions. Right? They plan to adjust to or accomplish something from the previous year. For most people, it's losing weight. These people have been planning on losing weight for years and every New Year, they insist that they will lose the weight -- it's phoniness and I wouldn't take such people serious.

Here's additional evidence to why these resolutions shouldn't be taken serious -- why wait until the end of the year to fix what's wrong with you? Why wait until the end of the year to accomplish something? Why wait until the end of the year to change something about you? Does that make sense? A person that's genuine about making adjustments or accomplishing something, doesn't postpone those changes or procrastinate those achievements until the end of the year.

New Year's Resolutions are phony. People make resolutions to ease their mind. They know that they aren't going to change or accomplish any goal. More than likely, they make those resolutions to silence their antagonizing friends or loved ones. If you have a resolution, we both know that you're not going to fulfill it. Just stop the bullsh!t already.

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Black Woman Twerks on Elmo!

Black woman twerks on Elmo. 

There isn't any hope for them. Not even the intangible Jesus Christ can redeem the modern black woman. When a black woman twerks on a children's character such as Sesame Street's Elmo, two things are certain -- black women (not all) are degenerates and there is no hope for them! None! It gets worse from here on out!

You would think African-Americans  -- as a whole -- would get themselves together since we have Barack and Michelle Obama! You would think African-American women -- as a whole -- would value themselves and adulate Michelle and Oprah Winfrey as examples to follow. No, not modern black women; modern black women would rather praise the degenerate Caramel Kitten. 

"Twerkin on Elmo! Twerkin on Elmo!"

Did you notice the two people in the background standing aghast at the sight of this nigger-nonsense? The woman can't believe her eyes. How do you even begin to formulate the idea to twerk on Elmo? That's the equivalent of a man masturbating to Dora (the Explorer).

I am disgusted by this picture. It is a poor representation of black women. I know and understand that this doesn't represent all black women, but when the majority are classless, it becomes a problem. 

She has a nice ass, though.

Santa Clause Is A Pedophile . . .

Santa Claus terrifies children!

It dawned on me while on Facebook that Santa Clause is a pedophile. Let's state the facts -- he's an old ass man and he's always around children. That's the entire Santa theme . . . children. Little children sitting on Santa's lap; telling him what they want for Christmas; spying on whether children are sleep or wake.

Question -- If I sat little children on my lap, it would be frowned upon, right? If I knew what time children were asleep or awake, I would be a pedophile, right? Michael Jackson sat children on his lap and we all know his legacy behind that, don't we? How is Mr. Claus any different?

Let's not be biased here. If any grown man had random children sitting on his lap, you'd think twice about that situation. Then there's the lyrics that are attributed to him,

"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you are wake."

Why would a grown man know what time a child is in bed sleeping? Is he that child's parent? These are signs of a child molester and pedophile! If it was any other man, you would be concerned. If it was me, you would have called the police by now. 

Consider what I am saying -- children sit on his lap, "he knows when they're asleep and awake", and then he says things like, "Ho, ho, ho!" Santa Claus is questionable character. You, too, will reach the conclusion that he fits the profile of a predator and a pedophile.

Why I Won't Date Fat Girls . . .

Fat people are physically lazy and mentally weak.

When I saw that picture, I became infuriated! Why? "But diet and exercise are lot of work." -- really? Watching what you eat and exercising is too much work? I find that to be an excuse to be lazy and not take care of yourself. I find that to be an excuse to be weak-minded. I find that to be an excuse to propagate erroneous self-love -- if overweight people truly loved themselves, they would take action to lead a healthier lifestyle, which includes dieting and exercising.

I diet and exercise -- I don't find it difficult at all. I am motivated and determined to be fit, in shape, and look a certain way. Even if it was "a lot of work", why would it matter? Life has challenges and only the weak derail from challenges. Only the weak look for shortcuts and easy way outs.

"She's accepts herself for who she is." Really? That's what you think? That's what you want to convince me to think -- that she's employing self-acceptance? Her weight doesn't look too bad. She is overweight, but what about the people that are morbidly obese? Yes, there is no way that they can look in the mirror and accept that crap!

Overall, I won't date fat girls for a reason and that reason is their mentality -- to them, "dieting and exercise is a lot of work." I find that to be a sign of laziness and weak-mindedness. It's not the weight that's an issue; the weight can always disappear with proper diet and daily exercise. It's the state of mind that's an issue -- the mentality that losing weight is hard or too challenging. The mentality of settling for less. 

I don't believe in settling less. I don't believe in being lazy. I actually value hard work. I can't and won't do it; I won't date fat girls because they are physically lazy and mentally weak.