Life Is Too Short . . .



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Life is too short to walk around boo hooing over expletive not going your way. Life is too short to walk around upset or sad because of someone you used to date or wanted to date.

I'm not stunting any expletive of my past. I meditate on the past so that it'll better facilitate my present, which steers me to navigate a better future. In the end, I am not losing any sleep or weight over the past.

So here's a middle finger to you! I'm smiling! That's what's my life's is: fun, humor, smiles, not misery, anger, and bitterness.

Smile!

Dying Single . . .

While you're having a troublesome relationship and dying to be single, I'm already single and plan on remaining so until I die. Yes, I know --sounds morbid -- but this is what it's come to . . . at least for now.

Reason being? Relationships aren't for everyone. I've tried them since I was 19. They haven't worked out for me. Why? I'm not going to detail every relationship, but I'm not your typical Brotha and women know this. What's your typical Brotha? He's willing to do and say anything for a piece of tail. He's deceptive, manipulative, and conniving and guess what -- Black women love it!! As long as he's willing to tell her what she wants to hear, she'll give him all the tail he wants.

Not my style.

In any event, romance isn't what it is anymore. Maybe if I was born 30 years ago, I'd care for it. But today's women have been repulsive and don't know what it is to be marriage material. So .  .  . I have no choice but to die single. It's unfortunate, but I believe that I will get more done without having a woman in my ear, nagging, bitching, complaining, and doing everything else that I find appealing.

Yes . . . You're Right.

Why does it seem that the only way to shut a woman up during an argument is by telling her, "You're right" . . . even though she's wrong? Harlem rapper, Cam'ron, has "You're Right" skits that are hilarious. I have to try this sometime to see if it really works. Listen to them and enjoy a good laugh.

 

 

 

Settling For Less . . .

Most of us settle for less. Settling for less is accepting repulsive behavior you don't have to tolerate. Settling for less is accepting conditions that aren't beneficial to you. Settling for less is associating yourself with individuals that are cut from a different cloth.

We all have standards, but we tend to ignore those standards for the wrong reasons.

For as long as I've known myself, I have had standards. There were Rules of Engagement that were to be enforced -- no matter what. My compassion happens to bend the rules every now and then. Some misplaced source and goodwill, deceives me occasionally into lowering my standards.

In the end, I have been the one in an unfortunate situation. Not any longer.

Since a teen, I knew that I would not be romantically involved with single mothers. As a teenager, I was familiar with the drama  and headaches that accompanied single mothers. My previous relationship has strengthened that prejudiced idea towards single moms.

A former coworker once asked me, "What's wrong with single moms?"

Everything.

Another rule is hefty women. They've never fallen under the category standard. As of late, I tried being friends with one and I have one word -- nightmare. Never again.

I'm 29, but I've experienced much as far as dating is concerned and there is certain behavior that I will not settle for. I'm not going to settle for less when I know that I am entitled to better and can get better. Suddenly, I'm labeled intolerant for not settling for conditions or behavior.

Express self-love first before you attempt showing love to someone else. Don't settle for less.

I'm Wilder Than Wilder

Ask my exes, I don't do the bull crap.

Heat fan, but I still wear a Bulls cap.

From New York, but I still rep' New England.

Spy Gate -- webcam -- it's live streaming.

Lady, you feel I'm an effing loser?

All this hatred 'cause I eat at Hooters?

The ladies in orange shorts just hug me . . .

You're acting crazy as if them femmes love me . . .

 They're only friendly 'cause the way I tip . . .

Godiva, Bath and Body, Wild Thang -- don't forget.

The first mister to shower you with gifts.

And this is the gratitude I get?

You're wilding, Wilder . . .

Trying to get wild with the mouth,

Know I can get wilder.

No . . . I don't think I'm the shit . . .

But talented and gifted.

Find someone better if you can,

I insist it.

 



Kanye West and Kim Kardashian get ENGAGED!!

Yes, Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian at AT&T Park, in San Francisco, CA. Kardashian accepted his proposal, of course.




Kim Kardashian resembles a transgender woman at her proposal

More KimYe news that you'll have to endure . . .

So where do I begin? In 2005, West released "Gold Digger". The title track is self-explanatory. For those of you with little-to-no critical thinking skills, a gold digger is a woman that pursues financially secure men for monetary gain. 'Ye rhymes,

 

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger

But she ain't messin wit no broke niggas 

 

This happens to be Kim's legacy thus far -- every guy she's slept with is known to have been paid: Ray J (singer), Reggie Bush (athlete), Miles Austin (athlete), Kris Humphries (athlete),  and now Kanye (rapper/producer/designer).

 

Kim Kardashian and Ray J in the infamous sex tape filmed in 2003 

Perhaps Mr. West has had a change of heart since "Gold Digger"? Not only did he manage to have a romantic relationship with Kim, but actually had a daughter (North West) with her, too. Then he puts the icing on the cake with a marriage proposal!

 

Read carefully, Mr. West -- you think she loves you now because she's sucking your expletive and lets you bang her in the expletive. I hope you're man enough to holla "prenup!", Ye; if this goes wrong, Kanye, we're talking child support, alimony, and yes, half of everything -- you should know, you rhymed about it in "Gold Digger".

 

In any event, congrats to you, Brother. I wish it the best.



Alyssa Douglas' Obama Assination Tweet





Alyssa Douglas Makes Terroristic Threats Towards President Obama



There are two things White Americans don't want to see: a Black Jesus and a Black President.

Since his campaign for presidency, Barack Obama has been the target of scrutiny. The ridicule and disrespect he has endured can be the result of his African lineage; after all, Obama is the first President of African descent.

Then there was the questioning of his faith -- was he Muslim or Christian? Then there was the questioning of his birth certificate -- was he born in the United States or abroad in a foreign country.

The latest of hate-filled language directed at the President of the United States was by the finger tips of a 16-year-old high school student, Alyssa Douglas. According to cincinnati.com, the Clarksville native is being investigated by the Secret Service for a terroristic threat she made about the President via Twitter -- "someone needs to assassinate Obama . . . like ASAP".

Needless to say that this teen is Caucasian and expresses the sentiment of many White Americans towards Obama. At the end of her adolescent rant, she concludes "#DieYouPieceOfShit". This teenager can't possibly harbor this much resentment towards the President because of Obamacare. Such a remark is the product of hate that has been harbored within for a long time.