Kanye West and Kim Kardashian get ENGAGED!!

Yes, Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian at AT&T Park, in San Francisco, CA. Kardashian accepted his proposal, of course.




Kim Kardashian resembles a transgender woman at her proposal

More KimYe news that you'll have to endure . . .

So where do I begin? In 2005, West released "Gold Digger". The title track is self-explanatory. For those of you with little-to-no critical thinking skills, a gold digger is a woman that pursues financially secure men for monetary gain. 'Ye rhymes,

 

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger

But she ain't messin wit no broke niggas 

 

This happens to be Kim's legacy thus far -- every guy she's slept with is known to have been paid: Ray J (singer), Reggie Bush (athlete), Miles Austin (athlete), Kris Humphries (athlete),  and now Kanye (rapper/producer/designer).

 

Kim Kardashian and Ray J in the infamous sex tape filmed in 2003 

Perhaps Mr. West has had a change of heart since "Gold Digger"? Not only did he manage to have a romantic relationship with Kim, but actually had a daughter (North West) with her, too. Then he puts the icing on the cake with a marriage proposal!

 

Read carefully, Mr. West -- you think she loves you now because she's sucking your expletive and lets you bang her in the expletive. I hope you're man enough to holla "prenup!", Ye; if this goes wrong, Kanye, we're talking child support, alimony, and yes, half of everything -- you should know, you rhymed about it in "Gold Digger".

 

In any event, congrats to you, Brother. I wish it the best.